Letra Babysitting Is A Bum Deal de Haylie Duff original
(feat. Stewie)
Singers:>
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,
Stewie:>
Oh, go fuck yourselves
Singers:>
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
Haylie:>
Aren't you a cute little boy
Haylie's Thoughts:>
Look at that melon shaped head
Stewie:>
Having you here is a joy
Stewie's Thoughts:>
And in an hour you'll be dead
Haylie:>
Sit on my knee
Haylie's Thoughts:>
Please don't go poo
Stewie:>
Nice place to be
Stewie's Thoughts:>
This one's for you
Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal
Haylie:>
Why don't we watch Will & Grace
Thought:>
Jesus, do I need a smoke
Stewie:>
Jack puts a smile on my face
Thought:>
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
Haylie:>
I like your house
Thought:>
The ceiling has cracks
Stewie:>
I like your blouse
Thought:>
Miss TJ Maxx
Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal
Singers:>
So they sat as time went by
Haylie:>
Slowly as time could go
The baby blarred, and softly cursed
Stewie:>
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe
Haylie:>
Time for your bottle my sweet
Thought:>
This little brat smells like piss
Stewie:>
Alway's a succulent treat
Thought:>
While I suck that, you suck this
Haylie:>
Aren't you a sight
Thought:>
Look at him drool
Stewie:>
You're a delight
Thought:>
Damn you, you fool
Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal
Singers:>
The diaper change was quite a job
Haylie:>
The grossest I've ever seen
Singers:>
The baby smiled and took a breath
Stewie:>
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine
Haylie:>
Someday you might meet a girl
Thought:>
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
Stewie:>
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
Thought:>
Darling, i'd rather fuck sand
Haylie:>
Have a good night
Thought:>
You little creep
Stewie:>
Have a good night
Thought:>
Die in your sleep
Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal