Letra Babysitting Is A Bum Deal de Haylie Duff original

(feat. Stewie)

Singers:>
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
The baby is something of a snob,

Stewie:>
Oh, go fuck yourselves

Singers:>
So listen very closely, and you'll find
That what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

Haylie:>
Aren't you a cute little boy

Haylie's Thoughts:>
Look at that melon shaped head

Stewie:>
Having you here is a joy

Stewie's Thoughts:>
And in an hour you'll be dead

Haylie:>
Sit on my knee

Haylie's Thoughts:>
Please don't go poo

Stewie:>
Nice place to be

Stewie's Thoughts:>
This one's for you

Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal

Haylie:>
Why don't we watch Will & Grace

Thought:>
Jesus, do I need a smoke

Stewie:>
Jack puts a smile on my face

Thought:>
Oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

Haylie:>
I like your house

Thought:>
The ceiling has cracks

Stewie:>
I like your blouse

Thought:>
Miss TJ Maxx

Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal

Singers:>
So they sat as time went by

Haylie:>
Slowly as time could go


The baby blarred, and softly cursed

Stewie:>
Cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
And her hair made her look like a hoe

Haylie:>
Time for your bottle my sweet

Thought:>
This little brat smells like piss

Stewie:>
Alway's a succulent treat

Thought:>
While I suck that, you suck this

Haylie:>
Aren't you a sight

Thought:>
Look at him drool

Stewie:>
You're a delight

Thought:>
Damn you, you fool

Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal

Singers:>
The diaper change was quite a job

Haylie:>
The grossest I've ever seen

Singers:>
The baby smiled and took a breath

Stewie:>
And I grunted and pooped out a poop,
That looked something like Matthew Modine

Haylie:>
Someday you might meet a girl

Thought:>
Yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

Stewie:>
Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

Thought:>
Darling, i'd rather fuck sand

Haylie:>
Have a good night

Thought:>
You little creep

Stewie:>
Have a good night

Thought:>
Die in your sleep

Both:>
Babysitting is a bum deal
Babysitting is a bum deal