Letra Teenage Love On The Phone de Adam Sandler original

Richie:> 'So ya doin' good?'
Samantha:> 'Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?'
Richie:> 'How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.'
Samantha:> 'Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,
And he doesn't want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.'
Richie:> 'Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...'
She hangs up phone>

Phone rings>
Richie:> 'Hello?'
Samantha:> 'Sorry, I thought he was coming.'
Richie:> 'That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
Samantha:> 'Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.'
Richie:> 'Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...'
She hangs up phone>
Richie:> 'Come on..'

Phone rings>
Richie:> 'Hey.'
Samantha:> 'Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.'
Richie:> 'That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
Or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..'
She hangs up the phone again>
Richie:> 'Give me a break...'

Phone rings>
Richie:> 'Hello.'
Samantha:> 'Sorry. It was just my dog.'
Richie:> 'Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?'
Samantha:> 'He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.'
Richie:> 'Don't hang up!'
Samantha:> 'Richie, I can't talk!'
Richie:> 'No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.'
Samantha:> 'It's not my dad.'
Richie:> 'What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?'
Samantha:> 'Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.'
Richie:> 'Who's there? Is it a guy!?'
Samantha:> 'Richie!'
Richie:> 'I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!'
Samantha:> 'oh.. it's just.. hold on.'

Hands phone to guy>
Richie:> 'Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!'
Buffoon:> 'Fuckin' shit!'
Richie:> 'Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!
Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!'
Buffoon:> 'One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.'
Richie:> 'Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!'
Richie slams down phone>

Samantha: 'What happened? Was he mad?'
Buffoon: 'My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!'
Samantha: 'Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest.' Whispering> 'I love you...'