Letra Teenage Love On The Phone de Adam Sandler original
Richie:> 'So ya doin' good?' Samantha:> 'Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?' Richie:> 'How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.' Samantha:> 'Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, And he doesn't want me on the phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.' Richie:> 'Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...' She hangs up phone> Phone rings> Richie:> 'Hello?' Samantha:> 'Sorry, I thought he was coming.' Richie:> 'That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet Samantha:> 'Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.' Richie:> 'Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...' She hangs up phone> Richie:> 'Come on..' Phone rings> Richie:> 'Hey.' Samantha:> 'Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.' Richie:> 'That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty Or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..' She hangs up the phone again> Richie:> 'Give me a break...' Phone rings> Richie:> 'Hello.' Samantha:> 'Sorry. It was just my dog.' Richie:> 'Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?' Samantha:> 'He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.' Richie:> 'Don't hang up!' Samantha:> 'Richie, I can't talk!' Richie:> 'No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.' Samantha:> 'It's not my dad.' Richie:> 'What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?' Samantha:> 'Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.' Richie:> 'Who's there? Is it a guy!?' Samantha:> 'Richie!' Richie:> 'I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!' Samantha:> 'oh.. it's just.. hold on.' Hands phone to guy> Richie:> 'Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl! You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!' Buffoon:> 'Fuckin' shit!' Richie:> 'Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!' Buffoon:> 'One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.' Richie:> 'Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!' Richie slams down phone> Samantha: 'What happened? Was he mad?' Buffoon: 'My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!' Samantha: 'Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest.' Whispering> 'I love you...'