Letra We Lie, We Cheat, We Steal - Eddie & Cha de Wrestling Lyrics original

Chavo> Orale Eddie
Eddie> Orale Chavito!
Chavo> Looking good homes
Eddie> Ahh? You too vato!
Chavo> Not as good as me baby
Eddie> Ha, you wish ese! Hey check it out homes
Eddie> Watch this here man, look at the mamacita walking down the street
Chavo> Hey baby!
both> You wanna ride in our lowrider?
Chorus: Eddie & Chavo Guerrero>
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!
We've, got, the, la-tin heat, for, the, la-dies, we meet
We lie, we steal, we cheat; when we fight, you get beat!
Verse One> + (girl)
C> What's up ladies? It's Chavo and Eddie!
E> We came to have fun
C> And we're ready!
E> To get down with the mamacitas
C> Yeah, all the foxy señoritas
E> Come here girl, just take my hand (no!)
C> Even if you have a man
E> He can't do the things we can (gasp)
C> Eddie and Chavo RULE this land!
E> Si mon ese!
E> We don't ever get caught for nothing (nada?)
C> Nada! You know why?
E> Because we lie - check it out homes
E> We win every game we play (porque? no)
C> Hey! Cause we cheat all day! (que perdido)
E> Everything you have, we want it
> Yeah, we'll steal it if you flaunt it (no te puedes a tener)
E> Bring it on, if you think you're bad
C> It'll be the worst day you ever had
E> Orale Chavito
Chorus>
Verse Two> + (girl)
C> I'm the C to the H to the A-V-O
E> I'm the E double D-I-E you know
C> We eat all you wimps like a sandwich
(Tu siempres ? de comer)
> Bilingual! (bilingues?)
E> You can't even speak Spanish!
(cursing them out)
C> New lowrider everyday
E> Steal a new one, throw the old one away
C> Just like the girls (gasp) find' em and forget 'em
C> They wanna sit up front
E> But don't let 'em!
C> They may be hot {sizzling}
E> But it's not worth it
E> Put 'em in the back seat
C> More room
E> That's perfect
C> She has a boyfriend
E> I don't care (papi!)
E> One look at her, she wants to be here (ooh papi ? me contigo)
E> We have muchas mamacitas (I want to sit up front)
> Eddie and Chavo get all the chicas!
Chorus> - repeat 2X w/ ad libs
over Chorus>
C> Hey baby, let me clear off the seat for you
E> Orale mami, let's step out our car baby
E> I'll show you who your papi is
E> Orale vato, you look like a sissy to me homes
C> I thought it was just another ugly chick homes
E> Hey man you coulda confused me too
Outro>
C> Hey sissy boy, come here
E> Yeah man, come here vato
C> Which one's the mamacita? I couldn't tell
E> No, neither could I now
C> Orale vato
E> Come over here man
E> We'll show you what a REAL man is like
> You wanna ride in our lowrider?
C> Our lowrider is SO dope
E> Your ass will drag on the pavement
C> Ha ha!