Letra The Amazing Spiderman de Tenacious D original
Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Hey there, there goes the Spiderman! Is he strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Can he scream, o yeah! Take a look over there! Hey there, here comes the Spiderman! David Dark coming at him, he's got fckin ultimate fighter championship moves! Here comes Spidey, he's not fckin really Spidey, his moves didn't work because he's fckin Spidey. Spiderman doesn't look right, he looks like sheep as. Spidey, wearing the Nike shoes! I can see in the fckin BVDs. Outline... oh fuck, stay totally still. Stay totally still. Its fckin Sassaphrasquatch! I've been searching for him for 10 years and now's my chance to capture him! I'm not movin, oh fck! He's usin the web! He's usin the web! Look at Spidey! He screams at the audience! He's using the fckin Spidey...ahh couldn't hold him. He fckin holds almost everybody, but it didn't work on Sass! He fckin used a matrix move, he fckin used a matrix move! Douche! Ha! One fckin ball! What the fck is going down? Somebody help us! He's got a tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got a tranquil gun! he shot him in the as with a tranquilizer gun! Why does he have his cck out? That's not right! Here comes Sassafras, he's fckin really pssed off. Now what the fck is happening tonight? Is he gonna fight? He should have fckin known not to pull out your dck in front of Sass. He'll rip that sht right off! Now you're fckin bummed! What are you doing? No, no no! Don't make him suck your chode! oh Jesus, suckin on his fckin chode! He's gonna shoot a fckin load! Fine old Sassafras, he's gonna shoot a load. Ahh, yes, that's nondairy creamer! What the fck? That's bad news bears! That's a lot of cmm! That's way too much Sass cmm! Sassafras, he hasn't fcking done enough. He's dragging him by the foot, he's gettin him in position. I don't know what for, but I think it's finger lickin! Oh no, oh no! The ultimate fighter championship! Pss flamin sht! And he's taking it to him! Oh Jesus! Wait a second, he's got him tricked! The old stick for the fckin Sassafras trick, works every time! See if you can keep him alive. Battle this, life is a great big hang up! Whenever there's a bang up, you'll see Sassafras and Spiderman taking a sht on David Dark!