Letra St. George And The Dragonet de Stan Freberg original
Narrator:>
The legend you are about to hear is true
Only the needle should be changed to protect the record
St. George:>
This is the countryside
My name is St George
I'm a knight
Saturday, July 10th, 8:05 pm
I was working out of the castle on the nightwatch
When a call came in from the Chief
A dragon had been devouring maidens
Homicide
My job, slay him
St. George:>
You call me, Chief
Chief:>
Yes, the dragon again, devouring maidens
The King's daughter may be next
St. George:>
Mmm-hmm
You got a lead
Chief:>
Oh, nothing much to go on
Say, did you take that.45 automatic
Into the lab to have them check on it
St. George:>
Yeah, you were right
Chief:>
I was right
St. George:>
Yeah, It was a gun
8:22 pm, I talked to one of the maidens
Who had almost been devoured
St. George:>
Could I talk to you, Ma'am
Maiden:>
Who are you
St. George:>
I'm St. George, Ma'am
Homicide, Ma'am
Want to ask you a few questions, Ma'am
I understand you were almost devoured by the dragon, Ma'am
Is that right, dragon
Maiden:>
It was terrible
He breathed fire on me
He burned me already
St. George:>
How can I be sure of that, Ma'am
Maiden:>
Believe me
I got it straight from the dragon's mouth
St. George:>
11:45 pm
I rode over the King's Highway
I saw a man
Stopped to talk to him
Pardon me, Sir
Could I talk to you for just a minute, Sir
Knave:>
Sure, I don't mind
St. George:>
What do you do for a living
Knave:>
I'm a knave
St. George:>
Didn't I pick you up on a 903 last year for stealing tarts
Knave:>
Yeah, so what
Do you wanna make a federal case out of it
St. George:>
No, Sir
We heard there was a dragon operating in this neighborhood
We just want to know if you've seen him
Knave:>
Sure, I've seen him
St. George:>
Mmm-hmm
Could you describe him for me
Knave:>
What's to describe
You see one dragon, you seen 'em all
St. George:>
Would you try to remember, Sir
Just for the record
We just want to get the facts, Sir
Knave:>
Well, he was, you know, he had orange polka dots...
St. George:>
Yes, Sir
Knave:>
Purple feet, breathing fire and smoke...
St. George:>
Mmm-hmm
Knave:>
And one big bloodshot eye
Right in the middle of his forehead and
Uh, like that
St. George:>
Notice anything unusual about him
Knave:>
No, he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon, you know
St. George:>
Mmm-hmm
Yes, Sir
You can go now
Knave:>
Hey, by the way, how you gonna catch him
St. George:>
I thought you'd never ask
A Dragonet
3:05 pm
I was riding back into the courtyard
To make my report to the lab
Then it happened
It was the dragon
Dragon:>
Hey, I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon
You must be St George, right
St. George:>
Yes, Sir
Dragon:>
I can see you got one of them new.45 caliber swords
St. George:>
That's about the size of it
Dragon:>
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
You slay me
St. George:>
That's what I wanted to talk to you about
Dragon:>
What do you mean
St. George:>
I'm taking you in on a 502
You figure it out
Dragon:>
What's the charge
St. George:>
Devouring maidens out of season
Dragon:>
Out of season
You'll never pin that rap on me
Do you hear me, cop
St. George:>
Yeah, I hear you
I got you on a 412 too
Dragon:>
A 412
What's a 412
St. George:>
Over-acting. Let's go
Narrator:>
On September the 5th, the Dragon was tried and convicted
His fire was put out and his maiden-devouring license revoked
Maiden devouring out of season is punishable
By a term of not less than 50 or more than 300 years