Letra The Man Song de Rodney Carrington original

Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Man Song!

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

I don't take no crap from anybody
else but you>
I wear the pants around here
when I'm finished with your laundry>
Cuz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
When I say 'Jump', you say 'Yeah right!'>
I'm the man of this house
until you get home>

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

What I say goes around here
right out the window>
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining
so I'll shut up>
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders, dear>
Cuz I'm Head-Honcho around here
but it's all in my head>

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime
that you want it>
Cuz I'm a man who has needs
but there not that important>
And don't expect any flowers from me
Cuz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry>
I'm the King of my castle
when you're not around>

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want
and get in trouble>
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
to sleep on the couch>
Cuz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to>
Because I'm Top dog around here
but I've been neutered>

(He's the man!)
(He's the man!)

(You the man!)