Letra Lactose Intolerant de Cyndi Lauper original
I lack the enzymes
To properly digest lactose
I can't drink cow's milk
I can't drink milk from a goat
Yogurt, cottage cheese
Make me throw up
Please no cream in my cup
My stomach is swelling
I am lactose --- intolerant
My throat is constricting
I am lactose --- intolerant
-- parody from 9/15/95 Bonnie Hunt episode of 'Late Show with David
Letterman'; to the tune of 'Time After Time'