Letra The Buffoon & The Dean Of Admissions de Adam Sandler original

Performed by adam sandler and conan o' brien :


'and now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.'

Dean: 'well michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.'

Buffoon: 'i got a snake, man!'

Dean: 'yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.'

Buffoon: 'one time I fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way and that! it was all fucked up!'

Dean: 'i'm sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus.'

Buffoon: 'fuckin' shit!'

Dean: 'yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a little bit more about your background.'

Buffoon: 'my father's a fucking asshole, man!'

Dean: 'hmm, I see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.'

Buffoon: 'my mother's a piece of shit too!'

Dean: 'well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn.'

Buffoon: 'my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her head way up her ass!'

Dean: 'well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.'

Buffoon: 'your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!'

Dean: 'yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success.'

Buffoon: 'i had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!'

Dean: 'uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of major? '

Buffoon: 'i've got a big fucking boner right now.'

Dean: 'i see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense.'

Buffoon: 'one time I ate my neighbors shit!'

Dean: 'that's understandable. well, I enjoyed meeting you. we'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.'

Buffoon: 'i bet you got really hairy balls.'

Dean: 'yes, it's a veritable forest down there. bye bye.'