Letra My Seven Bizzos de 2 Live Crew original

Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.>

My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...

On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and, a-then I diss her
On Tuesday there's Sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, 'After school, I would love to meet you!'
I said 'Bet!' with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe

My seven bizzos...(2x)
'Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...

On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
She done what I asked right from the start
She got naked, then my dick got erected
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
Before I rocked her pussy, I had to check it
'Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black

My seven bizzos...(2x)
My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
Yeahhh.
On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers

She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take chances
When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
She knows what I like, and that's to please her
She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser
She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty
On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my ja'causezi
She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink

She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, too much...
My seven bizzos...

She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money
On Sunday there's Connie, who fucks with slick Ronnie
She's always schemin' and hot like a demon
I thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peein'
Now all these hoes belong to one player
Now y'all ain't heard? You better go ask your mother
A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
That your sister's being dicked by Marquis, your brother

My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, too much...
My seven bizzos...
Yeahhh