Letra After-Math de The Wish You Weres original

10, drink some some more eggnog that's
15, have another slice of pie that's
25, go ahead and make it an even 30
Hope those scales are sturdy
Enough to hold the weight of your fatass
As you finally made a conclusion
You're not getting laid over for new years
Go ahead and have a few more beers
Rent some movies on pay-per-view
Cause nobody's gonna be near you
As you look at yourself in the mirror
You can almost already hear 'em
Laugh and call you tubby