Letra If I Were Gay de Steven Lynch original

here we are dear old friend
lalala drunk again
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
maybe the whiskie's gone to my head

but if i were gay i would give yew my heart
and if i were gay yuo'd eb my work of art
and if i were gay we would swim in romance
but im not gay so get yer hands out of my pants

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but if i were gay i were gay i would give you my love
and if i were gay i would give yew a hug
and if i were gay we would tear the walls
but im not gay so pleez stop cuppin' my b...hands!