Letra Title Of The Song In Question de Weird Al Yankovic original

Since youve been gone
Well, I feel like Ive been chewing on tinfoil
Since youve been gone
Its like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, Im feelin like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, Ive been in a buttload of pain
Since youve been gone

(since youve been gone)
I couldnt feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(since youve been gone)
It couldnt hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since youve been gone
Well, it feels like Im getting tetanus shots every day
Since youve been gone
Its like Ive got an ice cream headache that wont go away
Ever since that day you left me
Ive been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here