Letra Rubber Sled de Ben Folds original

Can I help ya, son?>
Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick,
something now...
Quick...>
...to get out of here...
Quick and now.>
...like a bike or, or a motorcycle or...

Bike, I haven't got any bikes,>
haven't got any motorcycles.>
Well, something you gotta have in...
No.>
... behind all this junk around, I...
Junk!>

Let me tell ya something about junk, son.>
See this shit around here,>
you think it's shit?>
I think you're shit.>
Little turd dropper.>
I'll show ya what I got here,>
I got something faster>
than a damn bicycle for ya,>
I got this here...>

What the hell is that?
It's a rubber sled!>
A rubber sled?
Rubber sled, that's right.>
Is is fast?
Is it fast? Shit.>
That damn thing's faster>
than a three peckered owl.>
And you know what else?>
What?
The best part?>
What's the best part?
It's free! Ha ha ha-ha!>

rubber sled!>
That's right,>
take your rubber sled>
and ride on, ride on, my man...>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

Thanks for the sled, pops.
Hey, no problem, come back.>

I wanna slide,
I wanna take a ride
I wonder what that kid's...>
rubber sled!>
... runnin' from?>
What's he afraid of?>
on my rubber sled
Pop?>

did you hear what I said?
rubber sled!>
I want my rubber sled
rubber sled!>

I want my,
I want my,
I want my my my
rubber sled!>
my my sled
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled, yeah
that's what I said
that's what I...
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
that's what I said
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

Robert Sledge on the bass guitar!>
aw shit!>
aw shit!
bass guitar!>
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

ooh ooh ooh yeah,
rubber sled, yeah
ooh ooh ooh yeah,
rubber sled!>
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled
rubber sled!>

ooh ooh ooh yeah,
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled, yeah
rubber sled, yeah
ooh ooh ooh
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>
rubber sled!>

Mmmm, sure has fast sled!