Letra Jezebel Boy de Frank Zappa original

includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)>

Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 13, 1988>

Jezebel Boy!
You know all the guys
In the Sheriff's Patrol
They leave you alone
When they round up the whores
Up on Hollywood Boulebard

(What?
Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . . )

Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say
Thinks he needs his name
In the paper again -
That's when
The short-pants girls
They have to take that ride
With a friendly, friendly policeman

But the Jezebel Boy
On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant
He stands by the light