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Will: I went on a date last week.
Sean: How'd it go?
Will: It was good.
Sean: Going out again?
Will: I don't know.
Sean: Why not?
Will: Haven't called her.
Sean: Christ, you're an ametuer.
Will: I know what I'm doing. Don't worry about me, I know what I'm doing.
Yeah, but this girl's like, you know, beautiful. She's smart. She's fun. She's different from most of the girls I've been with.
Sean: So, call her up Romeo.
Will: Why? So I can realize that she's not that smart; that she's fucking boring. This girl's like fucking perfect right now. I don't want to ruin that.
Sean: Maybe you're perfect right now. Maybe you don't want to ruin that. But I think that's a super philosophy, Will. That way, you can go through your entire life without ever having to really know anybody.
You're not perfect sport. And let me save you the suspense, this girl you met, she's isn't perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other. That's the whole deal.

Sean: That's what intimacy is all about. Now, you can know everything in the world sport, but the only way you're finding that one out is by giving it a shot.