Letra I Am A Dentist de Little Shop Of Horrors original
Orin> When I was younger, Just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did- Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussy cat and bash in it's head. Thats when my momma said... Girls> What did she say? Orin> She said my boy Ii think someday You'll find a way To make your nat-u-ral tendencies pay! You'll be a Dentist! You have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist! People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperamant's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less! Son, be a dentist! You'll be a success! ((Next lines are spoken)) Ronette> Here he is, girls, the Leader of The Plaque. Chiffon> Watch him suck up that gas! Oh my God! Crystal> He's a Dentist and he'll never-ever be any good! All Three> Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb! Orin> Aw shut up! Open wide! Here I come! ((Back to singing)) I am your Dentist! Girls> (Goodness Gracious!) Orin> And I enjoy the career that I picked! Girls> (You love it) Orin> I am your Dentist! Girls> (Fitting braces!) Orin> And I get off on the pain I inflict! Girls> (You really love it!) Orin> When I start extracting your molars- Girls> (Don't try it!) Orin> You girls will be screaming like holy rollers! Girls> Dentist! Orin> And though it may cause my patients distress Girls> Distress! Orin> Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me! Now I'm a dentist... And a success! ((The following final part is spoken)) Orin> Say 'Ah'! Girls> Ah Orin> Say 'Ah'! Girls> Ah Orin> Say 'Ah'! Girls> Ah Orin> Now, spit!