Letra Happy Birthday, Miss Jones de Sesame Street original

Scene: Wild-haired kid with big eyes walking back and forth next to the phone. Note, the words in quotes appear over his head.

Kid: 'Happy Birthday, Miss --' ... uh ... er ... nah! 'Why, hello there, Miss Jones, I ... ' er -- er, no, that's not right.

A friend enters, (two seconds of traffic sounds). Friend is bald, with BB eyes.

Friend: Came right over, what's cooking?

Kid: It's my teacher. It's her birthday and I want to call her up. I want to tell her something special.

Friend: How about 'Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to You'--

Kid frowns: Nah, everybody says that!

Friend: Welllll, how about 'Roses are red, Violets are blue'--

Kid scrunches up his face in disgust at this.

Kid: Nah, I wanna tell her something different! Something, I'll think of something!

(begins to carefully dial. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.)

Miss Jones answers, in a low, sensuous voice: Hello?

Kid: 'Happy birthday Miss Jones, you sure got nice--bones!'

Kid winces, CLICK.

Friend: Well, it was different all right.