Letra Ernie Helps Bert With His Sneeze de Sesame Street original

Bert: 'Ahhhh....ahhhh....'

Ernie: 'Hey Bert, what's wrong?'

Bert: 'I think I'm going to sneeze.'

Ernie: 'Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. You can't sneeze without a hanky.'

Bert: 'I know, can you go get one, Ernie? Please hurry!'

Ernie: 'Wait right there. (he runs off, returns with a large hanky) Okay you can sneeze now.'

Bert: 'Ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, Ernie.'

Ernie: 'Just sneeze any way you want to.'

Bert: 'Hold it that way, aaaahhhh, AAAhhhhh, I can feel it coming, AAAAAHHHH, It's going to be a big one--AAACCCCCHHHHOOOOoooo!!! (Bert buries his nose in the hanky, but when he lifts his head, his nose is still in Ernie's hand!) (nasally) That's better! Thanks, Ernie.'

Ernie: 'Uh, Bert? (taps him on the shoulder, shows him his nose.) This here's your nose. Looks like you sneezed your nose off.'

Bert: (nasal) 'Rats! (pause) Ernie, can you keep this quiet? Draw the drapes and...(softly) and put my nose back on!'

Ernie: 'Why of course, kehehehe! That's what friends are for, aren't they, kehehehe?! They put their friends' noses back on!'

Bert: (nasal) 'Ernie, cut the clowning, and just put my nose back on!'

Ernie: 'Okay, okay.' (Bert bends down, Ernie sticks it way over on the right side of his face, then starts laughing again)

Bert: 'Ernie, what are you doing? That's not where my nose goes!'

Ernie: 'Kehehehe! You should see where your nose is, Bert, kehehehe!'

Bert: 'I can see it, yeah, out of my left eye I can see it! C'mon, Ernie, you know where it goes!'

Ernie: 'Okay, just a minute.' (Ernie pulls Bert's nose off and then sticks it above Bert's eyebrows, starts laughing again.)

Bert: 'Is that your idea of where my nose goes? You know where it belongs!'

Ernie: 'Kehehehe, it looks pretty funny right where it is, kehehehe!'

Bert: 'Ho-ho. C'mon, Ernie, you know what to do, do it right!' (Bert bends down again, and Ernie moves Bert's nose down below Bert's chin, then laughes some more)

Ernie: 'Kehehehe! You should see where it is now!'

Bert: 'ERNIE! C'mon now, quit clowning around, do it right!'

Ernie: 'Okay, hang on. (Ernie finally puts Bert's nose where it belongs) There!'

Bert: 'Thanks, Ern. (pause) Oh no!'

Ernie: 'What's the matter?'

Bert: 'I think I'm going to sneeze again!'