Letra Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie de Sesame Street original

Bert is examining a cookie in his hand

Bert: 'Mmmmmmm, mmmm.'

Ernie: (barging in) 'A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!'

(He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.)

Bert: 'Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!'

Ernie: (tries again) 'But it's a cookie and I'm hungry and--'

Bert: (jerks away) 'Ernie, this is MY cookie. I've been saving it all day just for ME.'

Ernie: 'Oh but, Bert, you wouldn't share the cookie with your best friend?'

Bert: 'Ernie, I've been saving it; this cookie is for ME.'

Ernie: 'Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I would share it with you.'

Bert: (skeptical) 'No you wouldn't.'

(Bert starts to eat the cookie, Ernie stops him)

Ernie: 'Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, Bert if this were my cookie, I'd be glad to share it with you.' (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert)

Bert: 'Ernie!'

Ernie: 'Just a minute, Bert, just a minute.'

Bert: 'Ernie, that's my cookie!'

Ernie: 'Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I'd gladly share it with you. Just ask me.'

Bert: 'Ernie, that's--'

Ernie: 'No, just ask me.'

Bert: 'This is silly. (forced) Ernie, would you share that cookie with me? Augh!'

Ernie: 'Why I'd be glad to! (He breaks it in half, gives one piece to Bert and gobbles down the other half. Did he get lessons from Cookie Monster?) See, Bert? I told you I'd share the cookie with you. Isn't that better?' (leaves)

Bert: (standing bewildered with the half-cookie) 'I don't understand ...'

(Ernie pops back, asking): 'Say Bert, would you share that half-cookie with me--'

Bert: 'AAAAUUUUUGGGGHH! Leave me alone!'