Letra New Town de Homestarrunner original

WELL!

the poopsmithe he could talk (hello!)
and marzipan could rock
and the stick would be a big old
tree that ate everyone
exept the cheat and me!
(and me)(we'll see)
and the king of town would be
underground in a box
filled up with peas!! (i hate peas)
( i know!)

Bubs would give away flamethrowers
that shoot chocolate hundered
dollar bills (invitation chocolate)
and my stupid baby
brother would have been born
with horns and a tail (im evil)
and Coach Z would wear his cool
jacket, and homestar just
couldnt hack it (i quit)
and pom pom wouldn't
change at all, so he'd
still be an idiot basketball!

and this little weirdo
would be a modestly
hot girl to help me through the
hard times, you know the
kind that are only sort of
hot so they dont mess around
withb other guys!!!
(uhhh, im forever your
girl!!!)