Letra Wade de Shi original

One day I went to get Wade.
But Wade was at the diner drinking beer.
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register.
I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big.
And I drink out of pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of.
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate.
Not really, I'm just trying to copy David.
But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley.