Letra Sir Track de Liam Lynch original

I named my pager Isn't that cute? You should too! So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting! That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden arse I've got free vacation So just get over it ok! And cable TV I'm not a star baby Can you dig me? I like coffee I'm a trip I feel tired I got a dukes of hazard tattoo and it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore So i told her go to hell...ok My friend doris says I should go to church more Just go to hell It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies I'm simple but im complicated We're rich now