Letra The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions de Adam Sandler original
'And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.' Dean:> 'Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations On your upcoming graduation and I understand You are interested in matriculating here in the fall.' Buffoon:> 'I got a snake, man!' Dean:> 'Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.' Buffoon:> 'One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!' Dean:> 'I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students And pets here on campus.' Buffoon:> 'Fuckin' Shit!' Dean:> 'Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background.' Buffoon:> 'My father's a fucking asshole, man!' Dean:> 'Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.' Buffoon:> 'My mother's a piece of shit too!' Dean:> 'Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility Over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed And ready to learn.' Buffoon:> 'My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass!' Dean:> 'Well the quality of the faculty at a University Such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.' Buffoon:> 'Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!' Dean:> 'Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success.' Buffoon:> 'I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!' Dean:> 'Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, Never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?' Buffoon:> 'I've got a big fucking boner right now.' Dean:> 'I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods Of nervous tension. I do not take offense.' Buffoon:> 'One time I ate my neighbors shit!' Dean:> 'That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.' Buffoon:> 'I bet you got really hairy balls.' Dean:> 'Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye.'