Letra The Buffoon And The Valedictorian de Adam Sandler original
'And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian.' Valedictorian:> 'I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.' Buffoon:> 'This movie sucks shit!' Valedictorian:> 'Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, But Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly.' Buffoon:> 'Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!' Valedictorian:> 'Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?' Buffoon:> 'I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off.' Valedictorian:> 'Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon For male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process.' Buffoon:> 'That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head.' Valedictorian:> 'Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.' Buffoon eating popcorn> Buffoon:> 'This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it.' Buffoon continues to eat popcorn> Valedictorian:> 'Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome By the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.' Buffoon:> 'I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!' Valedictorian:> 'It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd And unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis. Buffoon:> 'My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!' Valedictorian:> 'It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism.' Buffoon:> 'I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl.' Gets out of the car> Valedictorian:> 'Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion.' Buffoon walking away> 'I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue.' Buffoon:> 'I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!' Valedictorian:> 'Bye bye! Have fun.' Buffoon continues to walk away>