Letra Kathleen de Pinhead Gunpowder original
I was sitting with a bloody head Outside of X In my proud boy dumbness At the Berkeley Square Half drunk, half sexed, Half conscious Lenny had said, 'Shouldn't you check it?' I said, checking is for wimps So I flew into the hedge Looking at the blue skies below Up and above Flying like a dove I was head over heels When I hit the manhole cover Kathleen walked up, said, 'You alright?' No, I'm in pain, duh. Well, sleeveless shirts And catholic school skirts 'Small girls, big cars', Al says For me it's the other way around She said, 'Just show me where it hurts' I said, you can pick me up and take me home Or just join me on the ground And we could have some kids If we're lucky they'll be gay And we could be proud parents In the pride parade I swear I almost cry Every year when they go by If I'd only been a girl instead of A guy, Kathleen.