Letra If de Insane Clown Posse original
If I was your tv I'd be like 'Look at me' If I was a shooting star I'd be like 'Peace!' If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like 'Hell naw!' If I was a hotties thong I'd be like 'Awwww...' If I was a cuss word I'd just be like 'fuck' If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin' like 'Sup?' If I was a butthole I'd just be an exit If I was the D.O.C. I'd be like 'man this is bullshit' If I was the tires on your car I'd be like 'NEEEAAAWWW' If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like 'Aww fuck' If I was a balloon I'd be like 'pap' If I was Allysa Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say 'the point 103' If I was a richy ass bitch I'd be like 'umm...ok' If I was Spin magazine I'd put me on the cover and be like 'fuck us! And I won't read this, even us motherfucker!' If I was your mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and then I'd be like 'THONNNKK!!' If I was your tongue I'd be hating your teeth I'd be like 'Man why do you try to bite me every time we try to eat?' If I was a chair I'd be like 'Sit here' If I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like 'Shhh, quietly' If I was a price tag I'd be like 'You ain't buying me' If I was a fresh ass DJ I'd be like records scratch> If I was Jam Master J I'd be like records scratch> If I was a cheap clock radio I'd be like static> 'Tune that motherfucker in' If I was Barry White I'd be like 'What up y'all?' If I was nipple in the cold I'd be like 'Boing' If I was your dead uncle I'd be like '.....' If I was a raindrop I'd just be like 'drip' And If I had an ax to your neck I might say 'CHOP!' Chorus> If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but I'll never be If I was, if I was, but you're killing me If I was, if I was. but you're killing me If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I'd fly through the air into and ocean of juggalos If I was Andre The Giant 'This is how I'd be talking' If I was Father MC I'd be like 'Now what happened?' If I was a mirror, I'd find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear If I was a slider I'd slide out your butt I'd be floatin' in your toilet lookin' at you like 'What?' If I was a pilot I'd be like 'This is air traffic control' If I was John Denver I'd be like 'Nooooooo!!!!' If I was a switch I'd be like 'Flick me, yoo-hoo' If I was a London cop car I'd be like 'Wee-oop wee-oop' If I was Chewbacca I'd get a fresh ass fade If I was Vanilla Ice I'd be like 'Fuck y'all. I'm still paid' If I was a stop sign I'd just be like 'Stop' If I was your wooden leg I'd still be giving you the hip-hop Chorus}