Letra Alsatian Cousin de Morrissey original

Were you and he lovers ?
And would you say so if you were ?
On a forecourt
On a friday
Passing my way
Oh...

Were you and he lovers ?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide


A note upon his desk
'p.s. bring me home and have me!'
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
'but on the desk is where I want you!'


So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers ?