Letra The Auctioneer de Retard-o-bot original
Okay.. Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars Can i get 100? i see 100 125? 125 150? yes you there in the back 175? 175 200 dollars? you for 200 dollars Do i hear 225? 225 250? 300? Going once Going twice SOLD Sold to the man with the faggot hair Sold to the man with the faggy hair Sold to the man, back there Sold to the man with the faggy hair (I'm the man with the faggy hair) Sold to the man with the faggy hair Sold to the man back with the faggy hair..in the back.. with the faggy hair.. it's sold to you Im the man with the faggy hair And i don't think you're fair Cause im the man with the faggy hair and im not bidding on that chair Its a piece of shit, i sat on it and it made my ass hurt It smells like a piece of shit, and i don't want any part of it I'm the man with the faggy hair, get away because im not there I'm not buying that piece of shit chair Because it smells like poo But it's sold to you (no it's not) I sold the item straight to you, sir (no it's not) 500 dollars you said you'd pay, now pay bitch (i don't wanna pay) Sold to the man with the faggy hair That's you (not me) Way back there, in the poopy chair (not meee) I don't care Sold to the man with the faggy hair (not me) Sold to the man with the faggy hair (not me) Back there, way back there in the poo poo chair (not me) Look at him back there sayin he aint bought that shit (i didn't) Its sold to you, it's sold to you (asshole) You put your hand up, and said you agreed to buy it (you're mistaking me for someone else) Sold to you, it was sold to you (it wasn't) Sold to the man with the faggy hair (it wasn't sold to me asshole) Well, you agreed to buy it now pay for it. Next item up for bid, we'll start the bidding at 100 dollars.