Letra Toll Booth Willie de Adam Sandler original

Car approaches>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please.'
M1:> 'Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!'
M1:> 'Aww, that's great, you know, considering yer a fuckin' idiot!'
Pays toll and drives off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
I'll come right outta the booth and fuckin' whack ya, you fuckin' prick!'

Another car approaches>
M2:> 'Hey, hey, Willie! Hows it going?'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Hey, can't complain, pop. Hows 'bout you?'
M2:> 'Oh, great, great. How much?'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'The state charges a dollar twenty-five, pop.'
M2:> 'That's fine. Now should I give you the money,
Or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?'
Pays toll and drives off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Why you fuckin' hard on!
I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head with a Louise-ville fuckin' slugger!
Whadya think of that ass fuck!?'

Another car approaches>
F1:> 'Hi Willie.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Oh, nice to see ya M'am. Not a bad day, huh?'
F1:> 'Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Well I know my way around New England.
I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?'
F1:> 'Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way
To drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me,
I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick.'
Drives off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'You fuckin' bitch! Fuck you!
You forgot to pay the fuckin' toll you dirty whore!
I'll fuckin' drop you with a boot to the fuckin' skull you cum guzzling queen!'

Another car approaches>
M3:> 'Hey Willie.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Hey, how are ya?'
M3:> 'Here's a dollar twenty-five, and go fuck yourself.'
Pays toll and drives off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Dah, you fuckin' prick!
I hope you choke on a fuckin' bottle cap, ya fuckin' son of a fuck!
Eat shit! Eat my shit!'

Another car approaches>
Bishop Nelson:> 'Hello Willie. Good to see you.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Ahhh, Bishop Nelson. Nice to see ya.
That was quite a sermon you had the other day.'
Bishop Nelson:> 'Hey, well I do my best.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Dollar twenty-five, Bishop.'
Bishop Nelson:> 'Dollar twenty-five,
Willie. Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job,
You piece of dog shit!?'
Pays toll and drives off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Ohhh! Have another one, you fuckin' lush!
It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin' douche bag!'

Another car approaches>
M5:> 'Hey!'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Well hey!'
M5:> 'Yeah, do you want the money,
Or should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass!?'
Pays toll and drives off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Well, I already heard that one you fuckin' unoriginal bastard!
Go suck a corn you fuckin' piece of repeatin' shit!'

Another car approaches>
F2:> 'Hi.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Oh, hi. How are ya?'
F2:> 'Fine, thank you. How much is the toll please?'
Toll Booth Willie:>'For you sweetheart, it's a dollar twenty-five.'
F2:> 'Here ya go.'
Pays toll>
F2:> 'Thank you.'
Begins to drive off>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Hey! Hey! Honey! Would you like a receipt with that?'
F2:> 'Oh, I almost forgot. Thank you so much.'
Toll Booth Willie scribbling a receipt for her>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'And here ya are.'
F2:> 'Umm, do you think you could sign it?'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Oh, uh.. sign it?'
F2:> 'Yeah, sign Toll Booth Willie was here.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Ok, sure. Uhh, by the way, what is this for?'
Signing receipt>
F2:> 'Just so I could have proof for my friends that
I met the biggest fuckin' dip shit with the smallest dick alive.
You understand.'
Drives off>
Crumples up paper>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Fuck you, you fuckin' upity bitch!
I'll fuckin' fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front
Of your fuckin' mothers! You're gonna die, bitch! I'm comin' outta the booth!'
Opens the door and runs out of the booth>

Car screeches and hits him>
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Ooooh! My fuckin' leg!'
M6:> 'Hey! You ran over Toll Booth Willie!'
M7:> 'Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a
Dried up stinky dick licker.'
Toll Booth Willie:> 'Why you fuckin' pricks.
I fuckin' hear every fuckin' word yer saying!
When this fuckin' leg heals,
I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin' assholes!

Everyone cussing eachother out>