Letra Craig de Stephen Lynch original

Craig - Stephen Lynch

00:14>Everyone knows Jesus,
00:17>The guy who healed the lame.
00:21>Well, I am Jesus' brother,
00:24>Craig is my name.
00:31>Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
00:34>Jesus is the Lamb.
00:38>Jesus is the Son of God,
00:41>But Craig don't give a damn.

00:46>Because when Craig's in sight,
00:48>We'll party all damn night.
00:50>I don't turn water into wine,
00:51>But into cold Coors Light.
00:53>I'm not my brother, I know,
00:55>Don't walk on H2O,
00:56>But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

01:01>I'm fuckin Craig.
01:04>I'm fuckin Craig.
01:07>I'm fuckin Craig.
01:11>Craig Christ.

01:19>I hang out with Lepors,
01:22>Barabbas, and Solemay.
01:26>Jesus' friends are called Apostles.
01:29>Those dudes are totally gay.
01:33>Jesus performs miracles,
01:36>From Galilee to Rome.
01:40>But it would be a miracle,
01:43>If he brought a fuckin lady home.

01:48>Because while Jesus is prayin,
01:50>Fuckin Craig is layin,
01:52>Every lady in the Testament,
01:54>You know what I'm sayin'?
01:55>I won't die for your sin,
01:57>Like my famous kin.
01:58>But if you've got a little sister,
02:00>Then there's room at this inn.

02:02>I'm fuckin Craig.
02:05>I'm fuckin Craig.
02:09>I'm fuckin Craig.
02:12>Craig Christ.

02:20>Jesus was our mothers fave,
02:24>All her love to him she gave.
02:27>But there's no sibling rivalry,
02:30>When he's nailed to that tree.
02:34>Yeah.

02:37>And now the question for you,
02:38>Is not 'What Would Jesus Do?'
02:40>But where will you be,
02:41>When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
02:44>And if the Lord will allow,
02:45>You've got to ask yourself how,
02:47>And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

02:50>It's fuckin Craig.
02:53>Fuckin Craig.
02:57>Fuckin Craig.
03:00>I'm fuckin Craig.
03:04>Craig Christ.
03:07>Craig Christ.
03:11>Craig Christ.
03:14>I'm fuckin Craig.