Letra Fatty McGee de Adam Sandler original

Talking quietly>
M1: 'Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.'
M2: 'We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!'
M1: 'And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.'
M2: 'Well we better study our butts off.'
M1: 'Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.'
M2: 'Ok, enough talking, let's study!'
M1: 'All right.'
Turning pages>

Heavy steps>
M2: 'Uh oh'
M1: 'Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library.'
Heavy steps continue>
M2: 'Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!'

Fatty whining, try to catch breath>
M1: 'Oh no, he's going to sit with us.'
Fatty: Annoying whining voice> 'Hey fellas, studying for the big test?'
M1: 'Uh, yes Fatty, we were.'
Fatty: Still trying to catch breath> 'Great! I'll join ya.'
Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly>
M2: 'Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?'
Fatty: 'No, no, I'm catching it!'
Fatty continuing to whine and snort>
M1: 'Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate.'
Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder> 'Sure, no problem.'
M1: 'Oh man.'
Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly> 'This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.'
Whining continues even louder>
M1: 'Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.'
Wheezing continues a little softer>
M2: 'Fatty! Please keep it down!'

Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds>

M2: 'Is he sleeping!?'
M1: 'No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down.' Snoring stops, more weird noise starts>
M2: 'Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?'
Fatty: Pausing, snorting> 'I'm trying.'
Whining continues>
M1: 'Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!'
Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous>
M2: 'Oh no, that one's going to do it!'

Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling>
M2: 'Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!'
Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine> 'I'm sorry!'
Fireman Ray: 'Fire! Man the building!'
M1: 'Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.'
Fireman Ray: 'Fatty McGee, is that you again!?'
Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly> 'Yes.' Snort> 'Sorry.' Snort>
Fireman Ray: 'Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?'
Fatty: Whiney voice> 'But I like the stairs!'
Fireman Ray: annoyed> 'Why!?'
Fatty: Still whining horribly> 'They're fun!'
Fireman Ray: 'Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!'
Everyone laughing at stupid joke>
Raspberry>