Letra Van de Descendents original

Here in my van I can beat my small cock Fart on your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my can I can piss in a cup Scrounge for some change Do what I want I can lose Here in my van I can eat my small squid Dance the can-can With my feet in the air Here in my can I can play the Last tape Play my small uke Write stupid songs Like this one Haven't slept in days, but that's OK. Gonna let 'er eat Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin Have a little snack Put in a quarter and play road rally Driving sown the dark corridor Fall asleep and wake up in another place Here in my can I can hate everyone Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night Here in my van I can lose my small mind