Letra Don't Touch That de Weird Al Yankovic original

Eew! Don't touch that!
Regular voice>
Oooh! Don't touch that
You don't know where it's been
Don't touch wet paint
Don't touch that dial
Old man>
A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that!
Never touch yellow snow
Not even with a ten-foot pole
Droopy>
Never touch food that glows
Or Doctor Demento
Yes, don't touch that!
Bullwinkle>
Hey, watch me pull
A rabbit from my hat
Wait, that's not a rabbit
Oooh! Don't touch that
Bill Cosby>
When you find lumps in your puddin' pops
Don't touch 'em, they're not cool
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Don't stick your finger in the ear
Of a fat chick at school
Goofy>
Gawrsh, never touch anything
That's dragged in by the cat
Kid voice>
Greasy grimy gopher guts
Eeew, don't touch that!
Cheech>
Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady!
Swishy voice>
You can lookee, but no touchee!
Sexy woman>
Oooh! Don't touch me there!
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Don't touch milk if it's crunchy
Old lady>
Never sit on a wet seat
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Don't touch it (like) that woman in heat
French accent>
Aaah, (Speaking French)
Get away from my weed whackers!
Don't touch that!
Fussy voice>
Never touch a tissue
That's rolled up in a ball
Eddie Murphy>
Never touch the gummy gums
Of Arsenio Hall
Apu>
Welcome to 7-Eleven
Don't touch the Slurpee machine
Ernest>
Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull
That's foamin' at the mouth
Know what I mean?
Group>
Never touch the wart
On Aunt Martha's chin
Never touch what's on you
When you sneeze in the wind
Ah-choo!
Dracula>
Good evening
Don't touch the blood
From a vampire bat
Hysterical giggling>
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Don't touch that!
Rapper>
Don't play catch
With a scuzzball
Don't pick bugs
From your windshield
Don't touch a slug
Or a hairball
Group>
Oooh! Don't touch that
Reagan>
Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it
If I could remember what it was for
Godfather>
Last guy who touched this
He ain't around no more
W C Fields>
Ah yes, you haven't had tequila
Until you get the worm
Jewish>
I don't think a worm is kosher
It's schmutz!
Don't touch that
Group>
Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
Oooh!
Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
Yecch!
Valley girl>
Oh my god that's cowabunga dude!
Don't touch that!
Clint Eastwood>
Go ahead, make my day
Touch that!
Pee Wee Herman>
Uh oh! Honk honk!
Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!)
Engineer>
Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here
Uh, don't touch that button please
Another voice>
Hic! You mean this button here?
Engineer>
Yeah, that big red button...DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Voice>
What happens if, Hic! I touch this button here?
Engineer>
No! Not that button! Please! DON'T TOUCH THAT!

giant explosion>