Letra I, John Rue de John Reuben original

Hi your listening to my new Lp
if you didn't buy it then my man listen please.
don't double take, you can go to the store
and if their sold out tell em please get more.
John rue for the few who was askin
Middle name rueben and my last name is zappin
action packed satisfaction. garunteed.
Im bout to enter in and give em what they need
and continue, eat up the menu
we won't pretend to do things we can't do.
Just hit ya menu, soon to be in your community
once again i wanna thank yoou for the oppurtunity.

'Chorus' Yes indeed like who, i john rue, do promise you
the listener always to. keep it innovative.
Dog gon it. my name is john rueben and you have my word on it
Repeat.

Know what we bout to use all we have.
Goin at attention getters simply just to grab.
Focus channel in.
cuz if you're like me you have a short attention span.
some say ADD I just think that i'm lazy,
let my mind go where ever it wants to take me
and sometimes it's good some times its not
for a while it was active but then it stopped
see i had writers block but i got restocked
to hit creative mode with a load of thought
the sure shot baby rockin it.
from the bottom to the top of it.
we keep it full full motion full swing full everything.
Bring the type of sound that makes you hear
thank you for listening glistenin
from the shine i put on the mime
Positive outlook now bring in the hook
Chorus
Our name is john rueben and you have our word on it.
My name is John reuben and you have my word on it (X 12)

Hold up lemme make a quick statement
you see it's all about putting things in it's proper placement
nothing wrong with a sloppy arrangment
I learned that long ago in a pataskala basement
wee lad whipped my finger on a drum pad
not bad meaning good but bad meaning bad
in fact it wasn't good we weren't
sometimes we had to hit the stage and get burnt
but thanx to everyone that chose to bite their tongue
instead of busting us out you coulda made us look dumb
But ya didn't and I appreciate yur courtesy
now here's a few things I need to say urgently
One- this record won't ever sell a million
Two- little richard thinks i look like bob dillan
Three- dan's my bro, cathy's my mom
now you tell me what that has to do with this song.