Letra Don't Touch That de Weird Al Yankovic original
Eew! Don't touch that! Regular voice> Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial Old man> A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that! Never touch yellow snow Not even with a ten-foot pole Droopy> Never touch food that glows Or Doctor Demento Yes, don't touch that! Bullwinkle> Hey, watch me pull A rabbit from my hat Wait, that's not a rabbit Oooh! Don't touch that Bill Cosby> When you find lumps in your puddin' pops Don't touch 'em, they're not cool ?> Don't stick your finger in the ear Of a fat chick at school Goofy> Gawrsh, never touch anything That's dragged in by the cat Kid voice> Greasy grimy gopher guts Eeew, don't touch that! Cheech> Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady! Swishy voice> You can lookee, but no touchee! Sexy woman> Oooh! Don't touch me there! ?> Don't touch milk if it's crunchy Old lady> Never sit on a wet seat ?> Don't touch it (like) that woman in heat French accent> Aaah, (Speaking French) Get away from my weed whackers! Don't touch that! Fussy voice> Never touch a tissue That's rolled up in a ball Eddie Murphy> Never touch the gummy gums Of Arsenio Hall Apu> Welcome to 7-Eleven Don't touch the Slurpee machine Ernest> Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull That's foamin' at the mouth Know what I mean? Group> Never touch the wart On Aunt Martha's chin Never touch what's on you When you sneeze in the wind Ah-choo! Dracula> Good evening Don't touch the blood From a vampire bat Hysterical giggling> Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Don't touch that! Rapper> Don't play catch With a scuzzball Don't pick bugs From your windshield Don't touch a slug Or a hairball Group> Oooh! Don't touch that Reagan> Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it If I could remember what it was for Godfather> Last guy who touched this He ain't around no more W C Fields> Ah yes, you haven't had tequila Until you get the worm Jewish> I don't think a worm is kosher It's schmutz! Don't touch that Group> Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew! Oooh! Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew! Yecch! Valley girl> Oh my god that's cowabunga dude! Don't touch that! Clint Eastwood> Go ahead, make my day Touch that! Pee Wee Herman> Uh oh! Honk honk! Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!) Engineer> Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here Uh, don't touch that button please Another voice> Hic! You mean this button here? Engineer> Yeah, that big red button...DON'T TOUCH THAT! Voice> What happens if, Hic! I touch this button here? Engineer> No! Not that button! Please! DON'T TOUCH THAT! giant explosion>