Letra Blind Date de Barbra Streisand original
Fanny & chorus:> Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress Look at me I am shaking all over, Shaking all over I'm a mess Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking When he comes walking through that door What'll come walking through that door A man I never saw in my life before Oh, I am so nervous I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen) I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now) Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime I got a blind date An with my luck he'll be on time I got a girlfriend Shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot) This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do what an idiot) One thing I know is Shirley ain't sitting on no shelf If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural) She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an idiot) I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot) What do I need from Shirley her and her fifty cup I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat anyway. Umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that. Perrfect! Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear You didn't see a thing Oeps there he is! Now quiet everybody sssh quiet! Blind date:> Rosalie?! Rosalie:> Oi, oi, oi Blind date:> Rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here Rosalie:> Smart, smart! Blind date:> I've been stood up, it's news Rosalie:> Well it's better than put down Blind date:> This has never happened before Rosalie:> What and ego! Blind date:> Rosalie?! Rosalie:> Sh, sh, sh! Rosalie:> It worked, it worked! He never saw me. Boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither, but I can just imagine what a lox that one was. Rosalie:> I got it right her Shirley was playing tricks Voice:> No, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong Rosalie:> Wait, wait, what that's not right? Voice:> No, he was gorgeous he looked like Rudolph Rosalie:> Rudolph who? Voice:> Rudolph Valentino Rosalie:> Get away Voice:> Yeah, the sheik from Arabia Rosalie:> Not the phantom from the opera? Voice:> Uh, Uh Rosalie:> The sheik from where? Voice:> The sheik from Arabia Rosalie:> Get away Voice:> That's right Rosalie:> Wait a minute is this person kidding me around here? Voice:> No, no absolutely Rosalie:> Get away Rosalie:> Well that's what happened I let him get away What will I do now maybe become a nun (That's impossible) I'm calling Shirley maybe she'll bring a gun Please Shirley, even if he's Lon Chaney fat, bald or short or tall Having a blind date is better than having No date, at no time with no one at all. Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon Shirley get me out of here! Oh this one is cute.