Letra Short Dick Man de Machito Ponce original
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Machito: oye pana, oye brother yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la cintura y veras, no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura lo que tu hablas es 'chacotera' pura hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing? Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing away Machito: oye woman ! Diamanda: that has got to be the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life! Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes! Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Machito: oye woman ! Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes! Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Machito: oye pana, oye brother Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Machito: oye pana, oye brother Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!... Isn't that cute an extra belly button Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi? lo que tu dices no puedo entender Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey Don't don't don't don't don't don't Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother) Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye Brother) Don't want no short dick man Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing away Machito: oye woman ! Diamanda: that has got to be the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life! Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!